Things I've said...

For awhile, I've been waiting on some "funny" material to blog about. It just hasnt come to me. Then yesterday I realized that my whole life is hysterical. Seriously funny stuff. I think I've become immune to my boys' antics and just accept them as normal, everyday life. I then started thinking of the things that I have said to my boys recently, and yes, I have plenty of material. So, here is a list of things that I have said to my children recently. I giggle to myself when I think about it now. I assure you, none of these are made up. And I'm quite sure you have said many of them to your own kids....maybe.

1. Abe is not a toy, he is a little boy!

2. Stop trying to climb out the window

3. Stop trying to climb in through the window

4. Dont throw the cat out the window! (I seriously need to replace my screens)

5. Keep that lightsaber in the car or you're going to hit someones car with it and that'll cost me money! (as he is waving his lightsaber out the window while I'm driving down 18th St.)

6. Stop licking your brothers head!

7. Okay, fine, but you boys at least have to put underwear on in the house

8. Stop playing with your tooshie, its not a toy!

9. Fine, you be Buzz, He'll be Woody, and I'll be the mom drinking in the corner!

10. Either put that cat down, or he's going to scratch out your eyeballs/scratch your face off/rip your arm off with his teeth/hunt you in your sleep.

11. Max is not a horsey (my sisters dog)

12. No, you cant go live with Aunt CeCe (Chrissy)

13. Stop trying to put underwear on the cat!

14. Either sit and eat that food or I'm going to superglue your butt to the chair; and then you'll walk around with chairbutt and everyone will laugh at you. (I've had to get creative with my threats)

15. I'm not sure Aunt Chrissy wants to name her Haiti baby "Puddin"

16. No, you cant go live with Mamaw Miller either

17. its not polite to fart in church

18. You boys better leave your dad alone, he's at his breaking point

19. If I hear you talk like that to your brother again, I'm going to rip your tongue out of your head!

20. No, we cant go buy bean seeds to you can grow a beanstalk and visit the giant

21. No, I don't think Jesus is at the end of the beanstalk either

22. Stop trying to pee on your brother!


These are the ones I cant think of just off the top of my head. I love these crazy, wild, unpredictable boys. Yes, there are days when I seriously consider running away, but I know that I'd come back :)

Its either we laugh....or we sell our boys to the gypsies!

Angie